got this from missmiller 

A black man walks into a cafe early one morning and notices he's the only black person in there. When he sat down a white man who was sat behind him said "coloured people aren't allowed in here." The black man replied: "when i was born i was black when i grew up i was black when i'm sick i'm black when i get sunburnt i'm black when i'm cold i'm black and when i die i'll still be black but you sir... When you were born you were pink when you're sick you're green when you're sunburnt you go red when you are cold you go blue and when you die you turn purple" "and yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!" The black man turned back round and the white man walked away. Please put this on your sites

- Kristal